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CAT | Humor

Aug/19

25

Payday

Joe: “Can you lend me $10 until payday?”

Moe: “Sure. When’s payday?”

Joe: “How should I know? You’re the one with the job!”

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Jul/19

20

Red Light

I was in a hurry taking my daughter to school. I made a u-turn but realized I shouldn’t have. I said, “Oh no. I think I just made an illegal U-Turn.”

My daughter said, “I’m sure it’s okay. The police car behind you just did the same thing!”

:-)

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Jul/19

3

Watch Dog

I asked my neighbor why his dog keeps running in circles.

He said, “He’s a watch dog. He’s winding himself up.”

:-)

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Jun/19

18

You Don’t Know . . .

Cowhand: “It looks like you’re putting the saddle on backward.”

Dude: “What makes you say that? You don’t even know which way I’m going!”

:-)

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Jun/19

10

Lawn Distance

Two houses next door to each other fell in love with each other.

It was a lawn distance relationship.

:-)

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May/19

25

Piano on the Porch

Joe: Why is there a piano on the porch?

Moe: He forgot his keys.

:-)

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Sep/18

24

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at C.

:-)

 

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Jul/18

15

Dog Humor

What did the dog say when he sat on the sandpaper?

“Ruff.”

:-)

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Jun/18

4

To Ponder

Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

:-)

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May/18

24

Sheep Food

What’s a sheep’s favorite kind of food?

Bah Bah Que

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