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CAT | Humor

Sep/18

24

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at C.

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Jul/18

15

Dog Humor

What did the dog say when he sat on the sandpaper?

“Ruff.”

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Jun/18

4

To Ponder

Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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May/18

24

Sheep Food

What’s a sheep’s favorite kind of food?

Bah Bah Que

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Jan/18

6

Titanic Humor

Q: Do ships like the Titanic sink very often?

A: No. They only sink once.

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Aug/17

6

Brain Transplant

My friend was considering getting a brain transplant.

Eventually, he changed his mind.

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Jul/17

22

Put Worry in Perspective

“If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today.” — E. Joseph Cossman

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Apr/17

5

Homing Pigeon

I’m starting a new business venture.

I bought a homing pigeon. I sell him on Craigslist.

In a good month, I can sell that bird four times!

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Feb/17

5

Impartial?

Sometimes it’s good to be impartial.

But here’s a question to ponder: Can you ever be totally partial?

… and what would that look like?

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Jan/17

21

High Class Bar

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Chinese, a Japanese, a Kiwi, a Canuck, an Eskimo, a Fijian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Spaniard, a Mongolian, a Tibetan, a Pollack, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Indian, an Italian, a Brazilian, a Kenyan, a South African, a Filipino, a Pakistani, a Korean, an Argentinean, a Lithuanian, a Dane, a Finn, a Swede, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, a Croat, and a Panamanian go to a fancy bar…

The bouncer says: “Sorry. I can’t let you in without a Thai.”

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